It was only a matter of time before SWPL did grad school.

To avoid these obvious pitfalls, one could hearken to the European University's monastic origins, mix in some spiritual discipline, and consider grad school a contemplative sort of enterprise. With the cloister-like graduate college of Ralph Adams Cram, not to mention the prominent motto, Princeton gives the notion at least some architectural endorsement.

update: Writes one commenter, "Divinity School is the worst. It's the new I-take-Psychology-to-figure-out-why-I'm-messed-up subject." Ouch.