Divo

If you smell a waft of green tea enlightenment come your way in the Princeton area, that would be me. The Knotty Boy conditioning spray came in the mail today.

According to the bottle, it's for "more mature dreads" only. I feel so grown up. Also according to the bottle I should now "feel like the calm in the eye of the storm with that subtle, clean scent."

What makes it interesting is that I was also told by Knotty Boy that dreads are "universally symbolic of a spiritualist's understanding that vanity and physical appearances are unimportant."

Somehow I wonder if applying products to your head labelled "Coco-Knotty scent" still fits that description.

But I still love this company. My dream is to be sponsored.