Please click here to sign a virtual petition in support of my proposal for the 28th amendment to the U.S. Constitution:

"The right of citizens of the United States to watch an unspoiled M. Night Shyamalan film shall not be denied them on account of some jerk who gives away the surprise ending. Any such person will immediately forfeit the previous rights allotted him or her by this document, especially those afforded the person in the last clause of amendment number 8."

I'll keep working on the signatures. In the meantime please learn from M.Enlow who had the dignity to at least give a warning.